Friday, March 9, 2012

Little Buzz

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This is me when nobody posts.

PUT SOME POSTS UP PEOPLE!!!

WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALL THINGS AWESOME AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH MY LIFE IF NOBODY POSTS ON THIS BLOG!!!!!

Look, I'm happy that we've gotten this far, and I'm glad that the blog has worked. But if Jess decides that she needs us as much as we need her, she will be welcomed back with no issues.

And Phoenix, I'm not heartless. No matter how much you act like I am.

A note: if you hear rumors that Miss. Peterson's house is huge, believe 'em.

It. Is. Massive.

She has a room with dimmed lighting, a pull down flat screen, plush leather seats, and a bar.

And I get to attack boys from school. It's like every nightmare they've had. What could be better?

Miss. Peterson's brownies!!!



Oh, wait.

We had those too.

:3




Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Goodbye, Jessica

Okay, Jess, this is your decision. Sinclair, you are NOT to say anything taunting, i.e. "good riddance" "yay" "great". I realize you didn't get along. I also realize you are going to yell at me for saying this. I'm just trying to take preventative action.
We have lost a valuable Elder. Jessica, I would like to point out, you did NOT have to do this. If you can manage to not be argumentative, you are welcome back. We're going to be hard-pressed to find a replacement of your caliber... Marcia. Put Anais Madid on that. Hmm...
Anyway, goodbye Jessica Evermore. Again, you are welcome back if you change your mind.

Alrighty Then

Okay. Well then.

I suppose we should get started on finding a new Elder.

*sigh*

This should be a trial...

Here's a slip-up for YOU.

I. Quit.

Message for Jessica Nyx

Hello Jessica.


 I have gotten permission from our wonderful Grand Mage to do this.

 Here goes,

 Jessica Nyx on behalf of all people you complained about your...disturbances... I WILL, by order other Grand Mage, kick you off of this blog, the Dead Girls, and any other blogs members of this site may create, do you understand?

Your next slip-up will be your last.



 Head Detective of the American Sanctuary of Mages, Marcia Sinclair

Sunday, March 4, 2012

More on Rufus Pemberton

Ah, the miracles of Google. This is what I found.
http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=nl&tl=en&u=http%3A%2F%2Fpipl.com%2Fdirectory%2Fname%2FPemberton%2FRufus
Click on the first link. Under "People Named Rufus Pemberton" The rest of it is just a guy from a book. By Sasha Wagstaff. In... Norwegian? I think.
I feel like such a stalker...

Friday, March 2, 2012

Assassin Case

Due to recent discoveries, i.e. the fact that there are none, I will be personally supervising this case. These are my reasons:
1) You guys clearly need brains in this operation. No offense.
2) I am exceedingly bored with watching from afar. It's not fun. I'd like to see any of you try it. And survive.
3) I am Grand Mage. I do what I do, and NOBODY says otherwise. (Not even you, Sinclair)
So. I am now personally supervising, and involving myself with this case. Period.