HEY!!!

YO!!! EVERYBODY!!! IS ANYONE STILL OUT THERE?!?!?! YOU GUYS NEED TO GET BACk IN THE JIST!!! Goddess, nobody has been on!!! Why must you leave Phoenix?

Reviving the Case

In the trauma of our beloved elder resigning (don't comment), it is understandable that most of us have forgotten our current case. However, there is still an assassin on the loose, and as the governing body for our sorcerer community, it is our job to protect the citizens from dangers and threats such as this one. Sinclair, I want you, Anais, and Elaine on this case, as well as myself. I'm still personally supervising, and I was the one who found Rufus Pemberton, thank you.
Now, we are changing our target's status from assassin. He is now a fully-fledged serial killer, and will be treated as such. Everyone is to take due precaution. Anais, do what you have to in order to alert the public. Thank you for your time.

It's Official.

I have officially made sure that  Evermore can no longer post on this blog.

She IS free to comment though, if she so desires, BUT if she does anything to hurt feelings, ruin hopes, or say not nice things in Russian I will delete her comments.

I wonder if she still reads these things...

Top 10 Things I LUV about Portal 2

1. Wheatley. Need I say more.
2. Rattman Dens.
3. GLaDOS in a potato.
4. Combustible Lemons!
5. Chell looks a heck of a lot better than she did in Portal 1.
6. Cave Johnson and Caroline.
7. Prometheus Turret.
8. GLaDOS:"Well, this is the part where he kills us." Wheatley: "Hello! This is the part where I kill you!" Chapter 9: The part where he kills you. Achievement Unlocked!: The Part Where He Kills You: This is That Part.
9. GLaDOS admits it's hard to kill me!
10: COMPANION CUBE!!!!!!! *huggles*

Wheatley's in the stars,

a million miles away,

a portal to the moon, ohhhhhhh,

seasons come and go,

but I think he has changed,

and I'm on my wayyyyyyyyyyy....

Skulduggery Pleasant: Kingdom Of The Wicked.

For those of you who do not follow the Great Golden God's blog, this is the title for the seventh Skulduggery Pleasant book. For those of you who do, I knew about this long before you. Because I am amazing. Now. Skulduggery Pleasant: Kingdom of the Wicked will be released in September of this year. Okay. Goodbye.

New Elder

Okay, people, here's the delio: We. Need. A. New. Elder.
If anyone, ANYONE, knows someone who has read the books (all the books) and have taken a name, ASK. THEM. Sinclair, you and I know someone, and I know someone, but neither of them have read all the books. Or, all the existing books. Anyway. ELDER!!! Anyone who would like to volunteer, COME FORWARD!!! (Jessica, that includes you)

Little Buzz

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This is me when nobody posts.

PUT SOME POSTS UP PEOPLE!!!

WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALL THINGS AWESOME AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH MY LIFE IF NOBODY POSTS ON THIS BLOG!!!!!

Look, I'm happy that we've gotten this far, and I'm glad that the blog has worked. But if Jess decides that she needs us as much as we need her, she will be welcomed back with no issues.

And Phoenix, I'm not heartless. No matter how much you act like I am.

A note: if you hear rumors that Miss. Peterson's house is huge, believe 'em.

It. Is. Massive.

She has a room with dimmed lighting, a pull down flat screen, plush leather seats, and a bar.

And I get to attack boys from school. It's like every nightmare they've had. What could be better?

Miss. Peterson's brownies!!!



Oh, wait.

We had those too.

:3

Goodbye, Jessica

Okay, Jess, this is your decision. Sinclair, you are NOT to say anything taunting, i.e. "good riddance" "yay" "great". I realize you didn't get along. I also realize you are going to yell at me for saying this. I'm just trying to take preventative action.
We have lost a valuable Elder. Jessica, I would like to point out, you did NOT have to do this. If you can manage to not be argumentative, you are welcome back. We're going to be hard-pressed to find a replacement of your caliber... Marcia. Put Anais Madid on that. Hmm...
Anyway, goodbye Jessica Evermore. Again, you are welcome back if you change your mind.

Alrighty Then

Okay. Well then.

I suppose we should get started on finding a new Elder.

*sigh*

This should be a trial...

Here's a slip-up for YOU.

I. Quit.

Message for Jessica Nyx

Hello Jessica.


 I have gotten permission from our wonderful Grand Mage to do this.

 Here goes,

 Jessica Nyx on behalf of all people you complained about your...disturbances... I WILL, by order other Grand Mage, kick you off of this blog, the Dead Girls, and any other blogs members of this site may create, do you understand?

Your next slip-up will be your last.



 Head Detective of the American Sanctuary of Mages, Marcia Sinclair

More on Rufus Pemberton

Ah, the miracles of Google. This is what I found.
http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=nl&tl=en&u=http%3A%2F%2Fpipl.com%2Fdirectory%2Fname%2FPemberton%2FRufus
Click on the first link. Under "People Named Rufus Pemberton" The rest of it is just a guy from a book. By Sasha Wagstaff. In... Norwegian? I think.
I feel like such a stalker...

Assassin Case

Due to recent discoveries, i.e. the fact that there are none, I will be personally supervising this case. These are my reasons:
1) You guys clearly need brains in this operation. No offense.
2) I am exceedingly bored with watching from afar. It's not fun. I'd like to see any of you try it. And survive.
3) I am Grand Mage. I do what I do, and NOBODY says otherwise. (Not even you, Sinclair)
So. I am now personally supervising, and involving myself with this case. Period.