Monday, April 9, 2012

What's Going On

Okay, let's get this straight: Jessica and I are not speaking, interacting, or in any way coming in contact until she stops sicking weirdos, and complete strangers on me, telling me to go downstairs in various languages, and generally being a very. Dislikable. Person. And if she was wondering why I "Stabbed her in the back"? Well, that's why. Amara, I don't care what Jessica says. Leave. Me. Alone. Or I will take you down so fast, you won't know which end of you is which.

Any questions?

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

HEY!!!

YO!!! EVERYBODY!!! IS ANYONE STILL OUT THERE?!?!?! YOU GUYS NEED TO GET BACk IN THE JIST!!! Goddess, nobody has been on!!! Why must you leave Phoenix?

Monday, March 26, 2012

Reviving the Case

In the trauma of our beloved elder resigning (don't comment), it is understandable that most of us have forgotten our current case. However, there is still an assassin on the loose, and as the governing body for our sorcerer community, it is our job to protect the citizens from dangers and threats such as this one. Sinclair, I want you, Anais, and Elaine on this case, as well as myself. I'm still personally supervising, and I was the one who found Rufus Pemberton, thank you.
Now, we are changing our target's status from assassin. He is now a fully-fledged serial killer, and will be treated as such. Everyone is to take due precaution. Anais, do what you have to in order to alert the public. Thank you for your time.

Monday, March 19, 2012

It's Official.

I have officially made sure that  Evermore can no longer post on this blog.

She IS free to comment though, if she so desires, BUT if she does anything to hurt feelings, ruin hopes, or say not nice things in Russian I will delete her comments.

I wonder if she still reads these things...

Saturday, March 17, 2012

Top 10 Things I LUV about Portal 2

1. Wheatley. Need I say more.
2. Rattman Dens.
3. GLaDOS in a potato.
4. Combustible Lemons!
5. Chell looks a heck of a lot better than she did in Portal 1.
6. Cave Johnson and Caroline.
7. Prometheus Turret.
8. GLaDOS:"Well, this is the part where he kills us." Wheatley: "Hello! This is the part where I kill you!" Chapter 9: The part where he kills you. Achievement Unlocked!: The Part Where He Kills You: This is That Part.
9. GLaDOS admits it's hard to kill me!
10: COMPANION CUBE!!!!!!! *huggles*

Wheatley's in the stars,
a million miles away,
a portal to the moon, ohhhhhhh,
seasons come and go,
but I think he has changed,
and I'm on my wayyyyyyyyyyy....

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Skulduggery Pleasant: Kingdom Of The Wicked.

For those of you who do not follow the Great Golden God's blog, this is the title for the seventh Skulduggery Pleasant book. For those of you who do, I knew about this long before you. Because I am amazing. Now. Skulduggery Pleasant: Kingdom of the Wicked will be released in September of this year. Okay. Goodbye.

Sunday, March 11, 2012

New Elder

Okay, people, here's the delio: We. Need. A. New. Elder.
If anyone, ANYONE, knows someone who has read the books (all the books) and have taken a name, ASK. THEM. Sinclair, you and I know someone, and I know someone, but neither of them have read all the books. Or, all the existing books. Anyway. ELDER!!! Anyone who would like to volunteer, COME FORWARD!!! (Jessica, that includes you)